Disclaimer: If you're the squeamish type or the excessively moralising type, please do not read ahead. It is seriously not the best material to read either. There. You have been warned.
S: Yeah! I know! They just dont have such complex genitalia na..
M: As if you know how to locate it, S.!
Me: Yeah, S. have you found it?
S: Umm, yeah, I'm 90% sure that it really was the clitoris..
Me: 90% sure??? What does that mean?
S: I mean, I read about it in Cosmo..and umm, tried it out..
Me: What??? Cosmo??? Seriously???
M: Sweetie, listen S., if you had found it, you wudnt be saying you were 90% sure. You wud *know*.
Followed by raucous laughter for the next eleven minutes.
Some time later in the day, while discussing if alien life cud exist in the universe as Stephen Hawking said he guessed,
S: You know what I really hope exists..the G spot!
More laughter.
(I just had to, had to, had to get this out of my head and onto somewhere.)
